Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You dont lie about slip and slides
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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