Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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