My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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