She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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