You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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