No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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