Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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