the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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