Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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