what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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