If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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