I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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