i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just high enough for therapy.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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