I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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