every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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