no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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