Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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