I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
zippers are such a cool invention
There was a lot of him and a little penis
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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