For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He felt like a one man threesome
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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