I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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