Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So squirting runs in the family.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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