Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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