But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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