fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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