how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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