My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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