Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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