talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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