guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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