She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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