YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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