I never want to see another naked old woman again.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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