Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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