She announced her abortion via fbk
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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