so explain again why im purple
no
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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