we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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