is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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