he puts the penis in happiness.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm really busy with my period
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