we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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