we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
