Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My room smells like vodka and shame
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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