I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Drake has all the answers
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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