I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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