I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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