Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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