if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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