He kissed a someone with a penis
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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