Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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