I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
4 words: hood of his car
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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