Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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