we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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